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forget-air-marshalls-its-time-for-air-cavaliers

Due to the dramatic increase in passengers carrying 4 foot swords on US commercial aircraft, it is time we dropped the Air Marshall program and instituted the Air Cavaliers. I might be biased , but I think it would be much more dramatic. The Air Cavaliers would be under cover of course, but when danger appeared they would remove their peasant costume in a flourish to reveal their grandiose Cavalier regalia.

Since the TSA is already on a witch hunt for the employee that leaked the report about screeners failing to find fake guns and bombs 20 out of 22 times, they are clearly in the Cavalier age already.

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